Gettin’ Ready For The Safe Coffee Date

Am about an hour away from my first internet date in ages and was hoping to be a little more on edge than I am! I guess it sounds kinda’ silly, but I actually quite enjoy the butterflies and queasiness that should accompany a first date! Maybe they’ll kick in a little later? Then again, maybe it’s some deep-rooted pessimism creeping its way through my system, into my belly and suffocating the poor butterflies. That would be just like me wouldn’t it?? Fuck. What happened to me?? I used to be such a romantic. *sigh*

Let’s talk about my outfit, shall we? Since we are just meeting at a local café for the ‘safe-coffee-in case-one-of-us proves-to-be-ugly-as-sin’; I didn’t see the point in pulling out the sequins and boas—as if!! Have opted for a pair of skinny jeans, round-toe stilettos and a tight, v-neck black tunic… and cleavage—lots of cleavage. I figure I’ll throw the sweetie a bone so if he’s really uninterested he will at least have some titty to enjoy! Hahahahaha. Have also resisted the urge to wear cute bra and panties seeing as how that could be hazardous given my current bout of spring fever and all. Good thing that I am keeping this blog anonymous cuz otherwise this guy would know that I am only a pair of deep-dish panties away from losing my morals and letting any cute stranger make an even more dishonest woman of me!

Oh, by the way; it’s the guy who looks like a musician that I am meeting tonight. Am off to whore myself up and put my mask on. Wish me luck!